Right, I've been practically
spewing words Pom and Chloe-before-she-left's laps for the past few hours (ironically, I just completely failed to articulate something in proper real live talking to my father) so I figure I should write a blog entry and spew over the lap of the whole world which is considerably larger than the laps of Chloe, Pom, and one other friend. This may be mostly compromised of things copied-and-pasted from other places.
1."Robin McKinley* is pep talking for NaNo! It will include footnotes! I AM EXCITED.
Speaking of more writingy things, I found out yesterday that the short story** I entered into a contest at my library won third. I get $25 meaning that so far I have earned exactly $275 in my literary career. Woohoo. xD
* the person who I have usually listed first since I was ten when asked to name my favourite authors.
** it was really pure sillyness really and I was half-expecting them to think it completely nuts and stick it at the bottom of the pile so this is good."
From the "Tell Me Something Good About Your Day" topic at TG. So yes, Chlorine succeeded. The library, in googling found this pile of bloggery and says that they'll post a link on their website (I am currently trying to figure out where on their website this would be) so I may potentially get some new traffic. How exciting!
2. New default picture featuring my one and only properly decent fawn lily photo. I can't stop staring at it. As I mentioned somewhere on my website, just to taunt me the blasted little minx of a flower won't have its picture taken. It sways in the wind and makes everything all fuzzy and odd.
3. Conversation with a substitute teacher on Thursday (I seem to recall this is the second substitute teacher conversation that I've talked of here):
Teacher: Ramblerambleramble, did you know that there's a word for people who like long words? It's-
Me: Sesquipedalian? (and it was a guess, I only knew what "sesquipedalian" meant)
Teacher: Yes, exactly! And if you like really long words you're called an... um-
Me: Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian?
Teacher: Right, that's it! Wow, you're the only person I've ever met that's known that. How do you know that?
Me: Er, I don't know...
Amusing fellow in my English class: Probably because you are one.
Me: True, that.
I might actually credit my knowledge to
Edonil, whose about page is the first place that I can remember encountering it. But I don't think it's foggy knowledge, several people in my class have heard of the phobia - it's just that nobody realises how easy it is to remember how to say "hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian". Come to think of it, wouldn't you be a sesquipedalio
phile?
4. Is
this not the most awesome thing you've EVER SEEN? Medieval surrealism! Aaaah! And too much symbolism to absorb at one sitting. If I ever find myself in Madrid, I am going to go see that thing in person.
5.A new friend and I completely
failed at doing a presentation for our English project today. I think I am correct in assuming that we’re just presenting the project and aren’t really getting marked on the presentation (or at least I hope to the God of Agonised High School Students that we aren’t being marked on the presentation).
My English class, as I have said, tends to be pretty hilarious. So I came up with this pretext for it (involving the fact that by now pigs had taken over the world and we were all pigs and I was an archeologist-pig – it’s a project based on Animal Farm) that I thought was, in keeping with the usual English-class-hilarity at least
somewhat amusing. Writing “Archeology Dpt. of Dr. S. Flough, pig” on the board ought to earn at least a few chuckles right? Wrong. Either I have deluded myself into thinking that I am not in fact, the most unfunny person that has ever lived in the whole history of the world or… I don’t even know what. Nobody even
smiled and the teacher had this “What the hell are they talking about?” expression on his face. I thought we’d be fine just winging it without really deciding on which parts of the project we would summarise but we ended up standing there whispering stuff to each other and not hearing what the other person said. Eventually realising that people were
falling asleep in front of us (note that we had been talking for not even five minutes by now), we just shut up and sat down. And even as we were laughing at how horrendous it was everyone else just sat there. I really don’t know, maybe it was something in the air.
6.Reading Neil Gaiman’s Blog Will Give You Tabs
7.If You Like Any Given Artist/Writer/Musician, Eventually Neil Gaiman Will End Up in Their Flat
8.The above are inevitable rules of nature.
9.While reading NG’s blog I discovered
this which is a very fantastic defense of a book about gay guinea pigs (indeed, gay guinea pigs) (and it’s fantastic because it succeeds in completely out-arguing while being incredibly nice at the same time). The book upon which the most grief has fallen in the past three years is apparently a childrens' book based on the true story of those two male penguins that took care of an egg.
A true story. Penguins. How silly are people, really?
From ChloePom (which was by now just Pom I think) conversation:
“In all SRSBSNSing I don't see why people are so desperate to shield their children from everything. Childkids are not that fragile. They will not
break when exposed to things that grownups consider icky business. They will find out about icky business on their own eventually and in worse circumstances than in a story and if they've had stories, chances are they'll understand things better.
Not to mention that I have no idea why gay people = icky business but
even if it did the argument still wouldn't work.”
(We also deduced that Chloe is not in fact a guinea pig and does not have an uncle named Bobby. This is rather unfortunate.)
10.“I should go to my nearby graveyard on Halloween... why have I never thought of this before?
And I think I might do my YCI's trick or treating for non perishable food items thing. Because it would be a good way of assuaging the guilt I'm starting to get when I ask people for candy while still being able to go trick-or-treating.
the problem with being old:
a) you feel guilty making people give you candy
b) you don't even like the sort of candy that you get from trick-or-treating much
but I LOVE wandering around in the dark.”
Halloween plans, as decided during ChloePom conversation.
11.“I wish I could write with my Storytime fervour while doing proper stories” says Pom.
Yes, indeed. Sometimes I almost wonder whether I really enjoy this writing business or just think I enjoy it. But everything I’ve read on the matter says the same thing: it’s a sticky business. It irresistibly attracts and irresistibly repels you
at the same time. From Stephen Fry’s blog:
“ It took my friend Douglas Adams to encourage me to go further and he did this by pointing out that the reason I had never managed to finish a novel was that I had never properly understood how difficult, how ragingly and absurdly difficult, it is to do. “It is almost impossibly hard,” he told me. It is supposed to be. But once you truly understand how difficult it is,” he added, with signature paradoxicality, “it all becomes a lot easier.” It was many years later that Clive James quoted to me Thomas Mann’s superb crystallisation of this “A writer,” said Mann, “is a person for whom writing is more difficult than for other people.” How liberating that definition is.”
This makes me feel rather awesome. Until…
Fade in. JASPEK walks onto the stage and looks around, sees EMILY sitting at the computer.JASPEK
Ahem.
EMILY
Oh. Right. You. Hi, good to see you.
JASPEK
Good to see you too, O Creator.
EMILY
Indeed.
EMILY goes back to typing. JASPEK does not move. A beat.JASPEK
Hem.
EMILY looks over her shoulder.JASPEK
You can’t ignore me, you know. I’m always going to be at the back of your brain nagging you until I am properly done, finished, edited, rewritten and have watercolour illustrations.
EMILY
Oh shut up, I know, I know, you don’t have to make me live in a permanent state of guilt because of it!
JASPEK
Indeed?
EMILY
FlAARGH. I WILL FINISH YOU. I WILL. UPON MY LIFE.
JASPEK
Well righty-ho then.
Fade out.Yes. This happens to me
every single day.12.Some Storytime for your amusement:
( Cut for length and being rather confusing/esoteric. )The End.